diff --git a/warrant-canary.md b/warrant-canary.md
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--- a/warrant-canary.md
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@@ -5,18 +5,18 @@ subtitle: The FBI has not been here
 description: Watch this page carefully for changes and read up on warrant canaries. I may not be able to state anything clearly.
 cover: /assets/pages/canary.png
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-**Updated**: 2020-02-16 06:39 UTC
+**Updated**: 2020-03-03 16:47 UTC
 
 This canary should be updated on the first of every month but could be delayed up to a week.
 
 # Recent(ish) stories in my RSS feed
-* [What's cooking on Sourcehut? February 2020](https://sourcehut.org/blog/2020-02-15-whats-cooking-february-2020/)
-* [OpenSSH 8.2 released](https://lwn.net/Articles/812537/rss)
-* [Nasty Android malware reinfects its targets, and no one knows how](https://arstechnica.com/?p=1653417)
-* [Blockchain (XKCD)](https://xkcd.com/2267/)
+* [No, Facebook is not telling you everything](https://privacyinternational.org/long-read/3372/no-facebook-not-telling-you-everything)
+* [Apple to pay up to $500 million to settle U.S. lawsuit over slow iPhones](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apple-iphones-settlement/apple-to-pay-up-to-500-million-to-settle-u-s-lawsuit-over-slow-iphones-idUSKBN20P2E7)
+* [How a hacker’s mom broke into prison—and the warden’s computer](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/02/how-a-hackers-mom-broke-into-prison-and-the-wardens-computer/)
+* [Aspiring terrorists are in every Iowa school, surveillance companies warn](https://www.thegazette.com/subject/opinion/staff-columnist/iowa-city-schools-student-social-media-monitoring-surveillance-gaggle-securly-20200302)
 
 # Statement
-I have not been contacted by any member of law enforcement from any nation regarding this site, the associated servers, the services/applications running on them, or any of the users. This is accurate as of 2020-02-16 06:39 UTC.
+I have not been contacted by any member of law enforcement from any nation regarding this site, the associated servers, the services/applications running on them, or any of the users. This is accurate as of 2020-03-03 16:47 UTC.
 
 # Further information
 Read this page carefully and watch for changes. The [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary) article may prove useful if you're not sure what something means.
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-**Updated**: 2020-02-16 06:39 UTC
+**Updated**: 2020-03-03 16:47 UTC
 
 This canary should be updated on the first of every month but could be delayed up to a week.
 
 # Recent(ish) stories in my RSS feed
-* [What's cooking on Sourcehut? February 2020](https://sourcehut.org/blog/2020-02-15-whats-cooking-february-2020/)
-* [OpenSSH 8.2 released](https://lwn.net/Articles/812537/rss)
-* [Nasty Android malware reinfects its targets, and no one knows how](https://arstechnica.com/?p=1653417)
-* [Blockchain (XKCD)](https://xkcd.com/2267/)
+* [No, Facebook is not telling you everything](https://privacyinternational.org/long-read/3372/no-facebook-not-telling-you-everything)
+* [Apple to pay up to $500 million to settle U.S. lawsuit over slow iPhones](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apple-iphones-settlement/apple-to-pay-up-to-500-million-to-settle-u-s-lawsuit-over-slow-iphones-idUSKBN20P2E7)
+* [How a hacker’s mom broke into prison—and the warden’s computer](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/02/how-a-hackers-mom-broke-into-prison-and-the-wardens-computer/)
+* [Aspiring terrorists are in every Iowa school, surveillance companies warn](https://www.thegazette.com/subject/opinion/staff-columnist/iowa-city-schools-student-social-media-monitoring-surveillance-gaggle-securly-20200302)
 
 # Statement
-I have not been contacted by any member of law enforcement from any nation regarding this site, the associated servers, the services/applications running on them, or any of the users. This is accurate as of 2020-02-16 06:39 UTC.
+I have not been contacted by any member of law enforcement from any nation regarding this site, the associated servers, the services/applications running on them, or any of the users. This is accurate as of 2020-03-03 16:47 UTC.
 
 # Further information
 Read this page carefully and watch for changes. The [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary) article may prove useful if you're not sure what something means.
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