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56 lines
2.5 KiB
Go
56 lines
2.5 KiB
Go
// A golang translation of a 'Shakespeare insult generator'
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// Originally from http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html
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package spinsult
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import (
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"math/rand"
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"time"
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)
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var (
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r *rand.Rand
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phrase1 = [...]string{
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"artless", "bawdy", "beslubbering", "bootless", "churlish", "clouted",
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"cockered", "craven", "currish", "dankish", "dissembling", "droning", "errant", "fawning",
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"fobbing", "frothy", "froward", "gleeking", "goatish", "gorbellied", "impertinent",
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"infectious", "jarring", "loggerheaded", "lumpish", "mammering", "mangled", "mewling",
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"paunchy", "pribbling", "puking", "puny", "qualling", "rank", "reeky", "roguish", "ruttish",
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"saucy", "spleeny", "spongy", "surly", "tottering", "unmuzzled", "vain", "venomed",
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"villainous", "warped", "wayward", "weedy", "yeasty"}
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phrase2 = [...]string{"base-court", "bat-fowling", "beef-witted", "beetle-headed",
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"boil-brained", "clapper-clawed", "clay-brained", "common-kissing", "crook-pated",
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"dismal-dreaming", "dizzy-eyed", "doghearted", "dread-bolted", "earth-vexing",
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"elf-skinned", "fat-kidneyed", "fen-sucked", "flap-mouthed", "fly-bitten",
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"folly-fallen", "fool-born", "full-gorged", "guts-griping", "half-faced", "hasty-witted",
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"hedge-born", "hell-hated", "idle-headed", "ill-breeding", "ill-nurtured", "knotty-pated",
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"milk-livered", "motley-minded", "onion-eyed", "plume-plucked", "pottle-deep",
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"pox-marked", "reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn", "rude-growing", "rump-fed", "shard-borne",
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"sheep-biting", "spur-galled", "swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "tickle-brained",
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"toad-spotted", "urchin-snouted", "weather-bitten"}
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phrase3 = [...]string{"apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig", "bugbear",
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"bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "clack-dish", "clotpole", "codpiece", "coxcomb", "death-token",
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"dewberry", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench", "flirt-gill", "foot-licker", "fustilarian",
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"giglet", "gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "horn-beast", "hugger-mugger",
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"joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet", "measle", "minnow",
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"miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut", "pumpion",
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"puttock", "ratsbane", "scut", "skainsmate", "strumpet", "varlet", "vassal", "wagtail",
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"whey-face"}
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)
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func GetSentence() (ret string) {
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return "Thou " + Get()
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}
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func Get() (ret string) {
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if r == nil {
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r = rand.New(rand.NewSource(time.Now().UnixNano()))
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}
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ret = phrase1[r.Int()%len(phrase1)] + " " +
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phrase2[r.Int()%len(phrase2)] + " " +
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phrase3[r.Int()%len(phrase3)] + "!"
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return
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}
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