2022-10-03: It's been four years since the first Rebirth Day, Ghost. I lived. You failed to kill me.
2022-09-23: Hey! Have a Github account? Want some free clout? Make a pull request on this file with the contents of this other file. I'll put more stuff in there as time progresses.
2022-09-13: Do you think maybe Nintendo paid Zippo to lie? Or was it the Kallisti Society Terrorists? Damn, maybe I should have skipped the Direct like last time and maybe something good would have happened. Would be just my luck.
2022-09-10: Got stung by a bee for the first time in my life today... success?